Sunday 25 May 2014

Relief Reads 13 - The Other Boleyn Girl AND Walking wanders 2

The Other Boleyn Girl by Philippa Gregory

Charity Shop: Cancer Research UK, Arundel, East Sussex

Charity: Cancer Research UK fund scientists, doctors and nurses to help beat cancer sooner. They also provide cancer information to the public

Price: £1.50 (expensive down south)

Book Blurb: Mary Boleyn catches the eye of  Henry VIII when she comes to court as a girl of fourteen. Dazzled by the golden pronce, Mary's joy is cut short when she discovers that she is a pawn in the dynastic plots of her family. When the caprious king's interest wanes, Mary is ordered to pass on her knowledge of how to please him to her friend and rival: her sister, Anne. // Anne soon becomes irresistible to Henry, and Mary can do nothing but watch her ambitious sister's rise. From now on, Mary will be no more than the other Boleyn girl. But beyond the court is a man who dares to challenge the power of her family to offer Mary a life of freedom and passion. If only she has the courage to break away - before the Boleyn enemies turn on the Boleyn girls...

Expectation: Having paid attention in Primary school, I know the ending to the book and it wasn't going to be a happy one (for anyone not aware of Tudor history, the fate of Henry's wives were 'divorced, beheaded, died // divorced, beheaded, survived'. Anne was the second wife...) I knew nothing about Mary Boleyn, so how this ending came about I hadn't a clue. I expected it to be a book of two parts, Mary's time as Henry's lover, then Anne's turn.

Reality: The change was a lot more fluid than I expected, and I didn't realise there were children involved! It is quite a shocking story, and portrays an incredibly shallow and fickle society. Not one I would like to be part of. At one point Mary is sent away to her family home where she becomes acquainted with and begins to love country life away from court. She ends up marrying for love, resulting in a massive drop in her social standing, but meaning she is free to live. I read the story in disbelief, but I looked up the history after and all characters and events existed (with massive speculation on the part of Philippa Gregory regarding motivation for people's actions) Further reading rounds indicates it is not as historically accurate as first assumed with the more generally accepting historical view portraying Mary as not the sweet innocent child that Philippa Gregory created.

Characters: Mary (like Hannah in the Queen's fool) is portrayed as supremely naive, and the story is told from her point of view. Anne does not have a decent bone in her body and reminded me of Joffrey from Game of Thrones without the love of gore. George (their brother) is a bit of an enigma but seems nice enough.

Overall Rating
It was a struggle           2        3        4        5        6        7        8       9      Gripping page  
to make it                                                                                                        turner

It was a long book, but really good. I would have appreciated a bit more character depth.

Twist Scale:
Knew the beginning,                                                                                 As twisty as the 
middle and end         2       3        4         5       6        7        8        9      bendy wendy road
from the first line 

I couldn't work out what was going to happen next, and Phillipa Gregory has a style of announcing major plot developments very curtly. e.g. That was the last time I saw him alive (wait, what?!)


Tear-jerker Scale:
 As dry as a house       2        3       4         5         6         7       8        9     Cried an ocean
 throughout

It was quite sad as Mary was separated from her children and obviously the ending too, but most sad was Katherine of Aragon's dignified fall from grace.

Moral of the Story: Ugh Tudor Courts, glad we've got rid of absolute Monarchy.

***

Coming up: The Railway Viaduct by Edward Marston

Story of my life (aka Walking Wanders)
Whilst still fresh in my mind I'll give you the story of the three peaks.
At 5.30am we awoke to a noisy campsite full of campers preparing to set off on a 25 mile walk. Aiming to leave at 6, we eventually 'checked in' at the cafe with an official start time 6.33am. Initially setting off in the wrong direction, I conceded that following the crowd was probably a good plan so off we went in the right direction (meeting a couple who had checked in at the same time as us reappearing from a different false start) Through a gate and upwards we headed with Pen-y-ghent in site periodically disappearing into the clouds and subsequently reappearing. A line of fellow walkers stretched as far as the eye could see. Initially we were being regularly over taken by keen beans, but as we neared the steep scramble we caught up with a large group of people walking for Pancreatic Cancer Action all in purple t-shirts and carrying balloons. The younger children were struggling with the steep climb, so it was our chance to do some overtaking. At 7.45am we arrived at the summit of Pen-y-ghent, still periodically in cloud but clear enough to admire the view. Photo, food and drink later onwards we marched. Armed with our trekking poles, an impedance on the upwards scramble, we flew down hill overtaking great swathes of walkers en route, competitive Becca had appeared. Marching onwards we set our break target as Ribblehead Viaduct which remained stubbornly far away or out of view. Hunger spurred us on and at 10.20am we arrived at the crossroads by the viaduct with a welcomed tea and coffee van. A slow service combined with a very hot cup of tea gave us time for a longer break until we were sufficiently energised to continue. Setting off, we followed the path to the viaduct (stopping to take a photo of a train crossing it) and continued along the edge of the railway crossing at an aqueduct just before it disappeared into a tunnel. Upwards we walking until we reached the well-hidden (on the other side of the wall and through an almost impassable stile) summit of Wernside at 12.20pm. Quick snack stop and no view (clouds :-( )later we continued down the Wernside staircase. With legs like Jelly at the bottom our pace slowed but we continued to Phlippin' snack bar (that I was very disappointed to discover was infact called Philpin snack bar) The rain had eventually caught up with us so the barn with benched provide much welcomed shelter. Reenergised with Bacon butties and tea off we went to conquer the last peak. By this time tiredness was clearly setting in as I can't remember exact timings. I think we left Phlippin at ~1.30. Upwards we climbed into the clouds and as we scrambled higher the wind got faster making progress tricky. Nearing the top, a couple climbing down said 'not far now, it's a bit confusing at the top but keep going straight and you'll make it'  Reaching the top in the howling wind and dense cloud we were faced with a flat rocky plateau, so on the fellow walker's advice we headed straight and eventually the trig point appeared in the mist with the four way benches. Mysteriously none of the other walkers joined us, but rather opted to head to the left. Being dense fog I don't know where they were going, they all returned a few minuted later, can anyone shed any light? I did climb up to double check we were definitely at the trig point. A couple minute sit down and the challenge now was to find where we came up from and retrace our steps down hill before taking a sharp right toward the finish. Luckily a line of walkers as part of a group who were waiting for each other to catch up marked the way back to the descent, but by now the rain had started and in combination with the howling wind was unbelievably painful. Holding my hands to my face and struggling to not be blown over I followed a pair of feet in front of me off the mountain, periodically checking the feet belonged to Hannah. A couple of minutes later with the wind managebly calmer I realised we were no longer on the path we headed up on. Hannah explained that we had cut the corner and were already on the path back to Horton. Surveying the line of walkers in front of us, I conceeded this was true. Now the wind and rain were no longer conspiring to torture my face (in future, wear buff on top of Inglebrough!) I happily continued our downward march. On and on we went until Horton appeared in site. On arrival you come out of a field and into the railway station where immediately you need to cross the tracks. Having explored the dead-ends of Horton in our attempt to find the campsite the day previous, we successfully made it back to the Cafe at 5.25pm, 10hrs and 52minutes after we had bid it farewell that morning. And so ended the walk, to the pub! 
Accomodation: Holme farm campsite, Horton-in-Ribblesdale. Well priced, friendly enough owners. Run by 3 guys who liked to sport Hi-vis. Reception is in a very wierd tent/shed thing. Basic but adequate facilities with washing up liquid and sponge provided, bonus. Downside it was very over crowded and noisy. I'm sure they were breaking some sort of regulation regarding tent spacings. They have a monopoly on the three peaks campers.
Food: 
- Tea/coffee van at the Ribblehead viaduct road junction - run by one lady, very slow service, decent tea served in polystyrene cup.
- Philpin snack bar - van parked in barn with tables and seat and toilet provided. About 6 people in tiny van meant speedy service. Price and quality of food/drink indistiguishable from aforementioned van, but need for speed recognised. They offer camping here, would consider it if I did it again.
- The Red lion hotel - Had our evening meal here and after a 25 mile walk with a mile ascent, any food tastes nice. The pub was nice and cosy with a fire (not on) in the back room. For food you get a ticket and go to the dining room. This frees up space in the pub and means you can get food straight away. Don't go for a gastronomic experience, I've had better lasagnes!

Tuesday 6 May 2014

Relief Reads 12 - The soldier's return

The Soldier's Return - by Melvyn Bragg

Charity Shop: British Red Cross, Lewes, East Sussex

Charity: The Red Cross is a volunteer-led humanitarian organisation that helps people in crisis, whoever and wherever they are.

Price: £1.50 (expensive down south)

Book Blurb: When Sam Richardson returns in 1946 from the 'Forgotten War' in Burma to Wigton in Cumbria, he finds the town little changed. But the war has changed him, broadening his horizons as well as leaving him with traumatic memories. In addition, his six-year-old son now barely remembers him, and his wife has gained a sense of independence from her wartime jobs. As all three strive to adjust, the bonds of loyalty and love are stretched to breaking point in this taut and profoundly moving novel, which captures what millions experienced in the aftermath of the Second World War.

Expectation: A sad story.

Reality: I couldn't put it better than the blurb. A taut and profoundly moving novel. The story is written from ever changing perspectives, so you get to see inside all the character's heads.

Overall Rating
It was a struggle           2        3        4        5        6        7        8       9      Gripping page  
to make it                                                                                                        turner

Really good, really engrossing, very much grounded in reality which makes it so sad.

Twist Scale:
Knew the beginning,                                                                                 As twisty as the 
middle and end         2       3        4         5       6        7        8        9      bendy wendy road
from the first line 

Although no major events happen, it is never clear what will happen next. By the last page I still wasn't sure how it was going to end.


Tear-jerker Scale:
 As dry as a house       2        3       4         5         6         7       8        9     Cried an ocean
 throughout

Heartbreaking, tear-jerking and overwhelmingly sad.

Main Character(s): It's fairly evenly split between Sam and his Wife Ellen. Both are incredibly confused about life and don't feel able to talk to each other. Unfortunately their individual 'solutions' for happiness contradict each other. Secondary characters include their son, Ellen's old landlady and her husband, A lodger in Ellen's old house and Bella, a teenage girl with undisclosed special needs.

Moral of the Story: Ugh War.

***

Coming up: The Other Boleyn Girl by Phillipa Gregory

Monday 5 May 2014

Walking wanders 1

I like the countryside and find the best way to enjoy it is to go on long long walks. I went on an epic 2 week walk last summer (coast to coast) and maybe one day I'll write up something in blog form, but this weekend I went on a much more relaxed 2 day walk.
I thought it might be a good topic to blog about to give any walkingy people ideas of locations and places to eat. Again if anyone can think of a better title than 'Walking wanders' for this blog series, let me know.

Walking Wanders 1 - Swaledale and Wensleydale

Who: 3 jolly hikers from Newcastle; Myself, Hannah and Anne

Why: Returning to a part of the coast to coast walk, I looked for a route that could be done in 2 days and this is what I came up with.

The walk: (I won't provide a copy of the map, but I'll describe the route so it should be work-outable) Starting at Muker in Swaledale, we walked along to Thwaite where we picked up the Pennine way and followed the flagstone path up to the summit of Great Shunner Fell. At the top they provide a very convenient seat that is in 4 sections so you can get shelter whichever way the wind blows. We continued along the Pennine way to Hawes where we pitched up for the night. Day 2 we walked along the not very flat valley via the little villages Burtersett and Bainbridge along a dismantled railway to Askrigg where we stopped for lunch. We continued through Askrigg, discovering many more open-on-sunday tea shops. From Askrigg we took the road up the hill until turning left to follow a curvy path to the descriptively named 'beacon'. From there we aimed to a point in the road between a river and a wall and picked our way carefully, and successfully, across peat bog and down a very steep hill. We followed the road down until we took a path off to the left which led us nicely back to Muker. And thus ended the walk

Food and Drink:
Dinner, day 1 - We were in Hawes, known as the 'little capital of Wensleydale', thus we had the choice of a grand total of 4 pubs. We opted for the old board inn and found a nice table in the corner. I went for lasange, good standard pub food and they didn't skimp on portion size! I followed this with Rocky Road hot chocolate, which  interestingly did not come topped with marshmallows but did taste of them.
Lunch, day 2 - We stopped in the first tea shop we came to on our way into Askrigg (can't remember the name, but was adjoined to a shop) I had parsnip soup and a pot of tea. The soup came with a roll, you could almost call a scone and portion size generous all round. Roomy tea room with enough space for our bags without us feeling like we were causing an obstruction. Friendly lady who ran the place, and we had a little chat with some other customers who passed us later in their car as we were having second lunch!
Dinner, day 2 - only one option in Muker, so off to the very over crowded 'The Farmer's Arms' Despite the obvious busyness and me having to order over the top of someone's head, it's a good pub. It's monopoly is not the only reason for its busyness! They have a little dumb waiter that brings the food down, and despite initial denials have games on request (we forgot to bring our own pack of cards!) Foodwise, I had the chicken and chorizo stroganoff special which I was able to swap the rice for chips. Very yummy and arrived quickly despite the claimed 30-45min waiting time. For hot drink as afters I had a lime and ginger cordial which was better than the hot squash I expected.
Breakfast, day 3 - The tea room at Aysgarth falls. The national trust cafe was closed so we headed down to the upper falls and passed this on the way. Although we arrived a bit before opening time the lady let us in and so we were the only customers. We opted for the morning coffee which comprised coffee, 'chocolate, lime and chilli bread', sultana scone with jam and cream and a selection of homemade biscuits. It was shared between 2 but could easily have fed 3. All homemade and very yummy, but we were so stuffed we couldn't finish all the biscuits so the lady gave us a bag to take them away in. She also advised us to go see the lower falls, which was advice worth taking! If you ever go near Aysgarth, I recommend this tea room.

Campsites:
Night 1 - Bainbridge Ings, Hawes. Quite a large campsite about 5 mins walk outside Hawes. Essentially set in the gardens of a farmhouse. Friendly couple who run it and we were given a tour on arrival. They keep part of the caravan field free for hikers so if you're walking you can be guaranteed a pitch. It wasn't full so we pitched up near the loos to minimise walking distances. We had zero problems getting pegs in, which did make me wonder if the tents would remain pegged in if it were really windy! We had fairly noisy neighbours on their annual camping trip, but was all in good spirit. The facilities were all you need and clean. Thumbs up from me.
Night 2 - Usha Gap, Muker. Campsite set about a 5-10min walk from Muker, towards Thwaite. We pitched across the road by the river, so it did sound like it was raining all night! Only once were we disturbed by the road when a car came tooting along it in the middle of the night, but generally very peaceful. A few stones on pitching, but not too bad. Facilities were very basic, but they had plans up for a much larger facilities block. Not quite as good as Bainbridge Ings, but still thumbs up.

Thursday 1 May 2014

Relief Reads 11d - P.S. I love you

P.S. I love you by Cecelia Ahern
(Reader's Digest edition)

Charity Shop: British Heart Foundation (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Charity: Charity fighting heart and circulatory disease. The BHF funds research, education and life-saving equipment and helps heart patients

Price: £1 (actually I suppose 25p, as I got 4 books in 1)

Book Blurb: When Holly Kennedy's husband dies, she is devastated. How will she go on without him? Answers lie in ten sealed messages that Gerry has left for her. A tale of true love. // Holly, Sharon and Denise have been friends since school. And of the three, Holly has always been the one to do things first: the first to fall in love, the first to get married. But into every life a little rain must fall and Holly is discovering what it is like to be the first to learn life's hardest lesson.

Expectation: I'd watched the film. A really sad story.

Reality: Heart-breaking. It is a story following the grieving process of a young woman. There are light moments along the way as life goes on, but it is always with a twinge of sadness. From the outside Holly seems to be getting on with life and she is, but the inner turmoil continues.

Overall Rating
It was a struggle           2        3        4        5        6        7        8       9      Gripping page  
to make it                                                                                                        turner

It was really sad, but well-written. 

Twist Scale:
Knew the beginning,                                                                                 As twisty as the 
middle and end         2       3        4         5       6        7        8        9      bendy wendy road
from the first line 

One surprise at the end, but it's not supposed to be a twisty story, it is an account of the slow, depressing, process of grief.


Tear-jerker Scale:
 As dry as a house       2        3       4         5         6         7       8        9     Cried an ocean
 throughout

Really sad, but it is an abridged version, so never got too weepy.

Moral of the Story: Losing someone is horrible.

***
Coming up: From memory, The soldier's return by Melvin Bragg.

Relief Reads 11c - The Queen's Fool

The Queen's Fool by Philippa Gregory
(Reader's Digest edition)

Charity Shop: British Heart Foundation (Newcastle upon Tyne)

Charity: Charity fighting heart and circulatory disease. The BHF funds research, education and life-saving equipment and helps heart patients

Price: £1 (actually I suppose 25p, as I got 4 books in 1)

Blurb: Set amid the turmoil and scandal of the Tudor court, this powerful historical drama tells the story of Hannah Green, a young Jewish girl with the gift of second sight. // In Tudor England it is a crime to follow the Jewish religion, and from an early age Hannah Green has learned to hide her faith. She also has the troubled gift of second sight. Both things make her vulnerable to accusations of heresy and witchcraft. In the treacherous world of the Tudor court, Hannah desperately needs to find a protector.

Expected: A very weird novel, I was expecting northern-lights esq. A girl forever running, facing danger at every turn.

Reality: An incredibly far-fetched story in an historical setting. The second sight aspect is marginal so the story feels rooted in the real world. Hannah gets into incredible positions of power despite being a very not secret spy. There are very few times where her life is in danger and she manages life quite successfully without a protector. Basically the blurb is misleading.

Main Character(s): Hannah is a very naive, lucky girl. She is very much blinded by love, and that is her motivation for much of her actions. That said, she is a girl of principles and turns down an offer to bed this man as she is betrothed. She is not willing to accept her society's expectation of a woman's role, and is at her lowest when under the control of her mother-in-law. Hannah is incredibly loyal and sees the good in all those she serves despite them being enemies and responsible for the deaths of many.

Overall Rating
It was a struggle           2        3        4        5        6        7        8       9      Gripping page  
to make it                                                                                                        turner

It liked this book, so much so one of the books coming up is another of Phillipa Gregory's concoctions. It loses some points due to its far-fetchedness and Hannah's infuriating blindness to the flaws of those around her.

Twist Scale:
Knew the beginning,                                                                                 As twisty as the 
middle and end         2       3        4         5       6        7        8        9      bendy wendy road
from the first line 

Set in the turmoil of Tudor times, so lots of twists. However not entirely unexpected as Hannah is able to tell the future!


Tear-jerker Scale:
 As dry as a house       2        3       4         5         6         7       8        9     Cried an ocean
 throughout

No one meaningful to Hannah dies (I think) and the sad events happen in chaos so no time for tears.

Moral of the Story: Be nice

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Coming up: The last of this series of 4